You probably won’t remember me. We met briefly in Londinium when you were still married to John Diamond. I was an avid reader of your restaurant reviews in The Spectator.
I have seen your star rise and scintillate. You truly are a domestic goddess. Actually, make that just a goddess.
But goddesses are on pedestals and how delightful it is knock something from a pedestal. How the public enjoys to see a fall from grace. This is the theatre of schadenfreude. How they love it! Why, the scribblers are filled with such joy as rises like the aroma from the bœuf en daube!
I have been reading about your trials in the court and my einüfhlung is at full throttle.
You see, Nigella, I also mistakenly believed that one could expect justice from a court.